So many picky people reviewing. "They dont speak perfect english!" yeah, you aren't in an english speaking country. For the price, I think this resort was amazing. We had a Junior "privliged" room. I thought the room looked exactly like the picture. One day the A/C was not working, and they said it was being fixed and later that afternoon it had cooled down. Our room never went below 22C which for me was ok with the fan, but I could have had it a bit cooler. I left $5 for the maid everyday with a note in spanish asking for extra water, coffee, and/or beer and it was always obliged. Room service options were limited but the food was hot. Reserve your restaurants the first day. You do have room service 24/7. We tried every restaurant and they were all fairly decent. Were they amazing? not really, but I don't think we ever had a bad meal. I found service really good. Drinks were flowing, and they do NOT water them down. They were strong. I tipped $2 a round for me and my wife and we got great service and everyone was awesome. The booze is all pretty much well booze, so nothing fanzy. , they have a limited drink menu but they have some great local drinks and only one beer, Presidente (but its good). The dirty monkey was my favorite also shots of mamajuana were amazing. Beach does have seaweed but they do rake every day. The locals at beach sell stuff but they weren't too pushy. Nice quiet resort, if hardcore party is what you want than pass. I would def go back.