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"Nice quiet location. Friendly staff. Rugs were dated, but clean. Bathroom fan very loud. Toilet too close to wall. Use the website to book, not Expedia, as they charged fifteen more."

"This motel was rated exceptional. What? Clean but shabby rooms. I asked the desk clerk if there was a restaurant in the area besides Hardee’s. He said that was it. A quick Google search showed he was lying or misinformed. The next morning, at 9:15, he ignored the “Do Not Disturb” sign to tell me something incoherent about wanting to shut down the motel by 10, even though checkout was at 11. I was working online at the time. And the maid talked loudly while cleaning the other rooms on the...